Quizaxx-Million Dollar challenge

For Sale" Quizaxx (The Third Coming)" 18x24 original framed oil pastel drawing Price $1,000,000.00-

You will have a piece of another dimension as translated through me and help support my art, music, and bohemian aesthetic.

Who will be willing to step up and spend this amount on artwork by an untrained outsider artist in the midst of a bad economy?

Do you have the funds and the guts to flagrantly buy this art?

Anyone up to the challenge?